Didja hear the one about the fresh mozzarella?
He was two-timing the tomatoes with <gasp> Roasted Peppers! Yeah, I know, I KNOW! Vine-ripened tomatoes, fresh mozzarella and basil compose the quintessential summer salad. But sometimes a girl gets a little tired of tomatoes. Lest lightning strike me dead in my roll-y desk chair, I will admit that I LOVE TOMATOES. I prefer heirlooms, specifically our signature Polish Plum, fresh and still sun-warmed from the field. I also like a tomato that's been sitting on my counter for a week, even if I have to cut away a third of it because it rotted. Whatever. It's August (or September,...Read More